My computer at work kindly reminded me today that I needed to install certain software updates. So, being a good employee, I clicked "Install Now." Up popped this window that said, "Installing Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool."
It sounds so serious - malicious software removal. It sounds like a covert CIA operation or something. I started to think up other removal tools that would come in very handy. I wonder when Microsoft will get around to one of these:
Malevolent Man Removal Tool
Spiteful Waiter Removal Tool
Maleficent Neighbor Removal Tool
Vindictive Co-Worker Removal Tool
Shameless Self-Promotion Removal Tool
Rancorous Boss Removal Tool
Acrimonious Sister-in-Law Removal Tool
Horrible Television Commercial Removal Tool
Atrocious Breath Removal Tool
Appalling Manners Removal Tool
Dismaying Dirty Laundry Removal Tool
Heinous Haircut Removal Tool
Monstrous SUV Removal Tool
Mischievous Cat Removal Tool
Alarming Lateness Removal Tool
I would pay big bucks for all of those Windows updates. They might actually do something useful for a change.
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2 comments:
I could have used the "Rancourous Boss Removal" about 3 months ago...
Ughhh...Can I still get a copy and hold on to it lest I should need at again?
Thanks, Ms. PH!
:o)
Jaded
I like how it says "Malicious" rather than just harmful. Isn't that anthropomorphizing computer software?
(I guess I can understand it when I give my dog human qualities, because by god, he's sneaky, but software? That seems a bit overboard)
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