While reading my parents' local newspaper this morning, I saw the headline, "More Holiday Time Leads to More Sex." Intrigued, I read on. Apparently, in the modern age, people have more sex during Christmas and New Years. To assist in this important article, the author contacted a spokesperson from Trojan. His name is David Johnson.
In addition to Christmas and New Years, the spokesperson added:
"The long July Fourth, Memorial Day, and Labor Day weekends also produce spikes in condom sales, Trojan's Johnson said."
That's what he said.
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4 comments:
LOL! Nice...
That's awesome! Do you suppose his editor caught it but just left it because it was funny?
Wow! I'm sure you had to reread that a few times to make sure your eyes weren't playing tricks on you.
Laura, going blind happens from something else.
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