Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Enough Knowledge to be Dangerous . . . or Stupid - The Menu

*Read this post second, or you will miss the full nature of my brilliance!

I just thought of a few menu items that should be served at the 5th Amendment Bar & Grill. Now if these are on the menu, I might actually stop in for a bite.

First Amendment - The Freedom of Religion Fries

Second Amendment - The Right to Bear Chicken Fingers

Third Amendment - The Quartering of Soldiers Club Sandwich

Fourth Amendment - The Search and Seizure Nachos (first you search for the chips . . .)

Fifth Amendment - The I Plead the Fifth Garlic Burger

Sixth Amendment - The Right to Counsel Onion Rings

Seventh Amendment - The Trial by Jury Appetizer Sampler Platter

Eighth Amendment - The Cruel and Unusual Punishment by Horseshoe Sandwich

Ninth Amendment - The Retention of Rights Mozzarella Sticks

Tenth Amendment - The Power of the State Mini Tacos

I could only come up with food for the Bill of Rights, frankly because it is really hard to come up with catchy food items for the Thirteenth Amendment (Abolition of Slavery) or the Sixteenth Amendment (Income Tax) or the Seventeenth Amendment (Election of Senators), etc.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't think I missed the poke at the Horseshoe sandwich, because I didn't. You've never tried one; you shouldn't knock it.

Anonymous said...

LOL Ok, the menu could be cute, but I still think the name is STUPID! Some beer distributor actually made up a sign for the window that says: 'The V Amendment'. Stupid.

Jennifer said...

horseshoe.... mmm... those are the best. MM is right, you shouldn't knock it til you tried it.

Anonymous said...

What MM said.

Someone who condones the bastardization of chili should not cast aspersions on the beauty that is the Horseshoe.

There's a bar in Oshkosh on campus called The Library...that's a pretty good name for a bar.

snicketmom said...

Ms. PH, I will have to print these off and take them to my boss.

Jimi said...

You put together a decent menu there PH!