Daughter: Is your hair in a bush?
Daughter: Your hair - it's in the bush, right?
Daughter: (Pointing to my head, where my hair is in a bun) Your bush - right there on your head!
Me: Oh! You mean . . . my hair is in a bun. BUN. Not bush.
Daughter: Oh, yeah. Bun.
A few minutes later . . .
Daughter: Can you put my hair in a bush too?
End of the semester..
3 hours ago