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I just thought of a few menu items that should be served at the 5th Amendment Bar & Grill. Now if these are on the menu, I might actually stop in for a bite.
First Amendment - The Freedom of Religion Fries
Second Amendment - The Right to Bear Chicken Fingers
Third Amendment - The Quartering of Soldiers Club Sandwich
Fourth Amendment - The Search and Seizure Nachos (first you search for the chips . . .)
Fifth Amendment - The I Plead the Fifth Garlic Burger
Sixth Amendment - The Right to Counsel Onion Rings
Seventh Amendment - The Trial by Jury Appetizer Sampler Platter
Eighth Amendment - The Cruel and Unusual Punishment by Horseshoe Sandwich
Ninth Amendment - The Retention of Rights Mozzarella Sticks
Tenth Amendment - The Power of the State Mini Tacos
I could only come up with food for the Bill of Rights, frankly because it is really hard to come up with catchy food items for the Thirteenth Amendment (Abolition of Slavery) or the Sixteenth Amendment (Income Tax) or the Seventeenth Amendment (Election of Senators), etc.
Statistical inference and the morning weight room
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